Book of Jonah
Upcoming Broadcasts:
No current broadcastsOne of the books in the Bible. The old one.
Historical Figures
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WhaleMe hungry. ...
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People of NinevehWe sin a lot and most of us are addicted to crack. ...
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Jonah HillI'm just a younger, fatter Seth Rogen. And I ran away from God. ...
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Morgan FreemanI am God. ...
 
Historical Timeline
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Morgan Freeman Hey @JonahHill, go to Nineveh! The @PeopleofNineveh are being total jerks!
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 12:00AM -  
	
Jonah Hill @MorganFreeman Okaaaay I'm on my way, just give me a few minutes to pack my backs and whatnot...
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 12:31AM -  
	
Jonah Hill Does anyone know like a good website to get cheap tickets to Tarshish? And fast!
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 12:33AM -  
	
Sailors @JonahHill You're in total luck, we're offering free balcony upgrades on our cruise at 8 tonight.
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 12:40AM -  
	
Morgan Freeman @JonahHill How stupid do you think I am?? I'm God, for God's sake, obviously I check the Twitter feeds.
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 02:00PM -  
	
Jonah Hill @MorganFreeman I know what @PeopleofNineveh will do to the Jews in the future, and I want no part of it! #CalledInASickDayAtWork
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 02:11PM -  
	
Morgan Freeman @JonahHill Very well. You leave me no choice. Just remember, your trip to Tarshish might not "blow over" so well if you know what I mean. MWAHAHA
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 04:31PM -  
	
Jonah Hill @MorganFreeman Whatever dude. #EarlyVacay #I'mOnABoat
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 05:56PM -  
	
Sailors Someone help!! We're stuck in a storm that for some reason only affects our boat! #AnyoneOwnSailingForDummies?
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 08:56PM -  
	
Sailors @JonahHill We casted lots and you are the one who caused this havoc. GET OFF THE SHIP
Thu, Nov 08, 0008 09:02PM